A bright sunny Thursday, and Susan Sarah is here again....
Questions! The Wenches have received so many great questions! Please keep them coming (send them to our Whipster, Sherrie, who's collecting them. If your question is answered, you win a free book!). My turn to pull one outta the hat....
RevMelinda asks “the dinner party” question: what 5 historical figures would you like to have dinner with, and why? Who would you seat next to whom? Whose conversation would be the most fun to eavesdrop on?
(the picture is me with my husband at a historical dinner...well, costume demo anyway!)
A great classic question, and one I’ve thought about now and then. It’s so hard to decide! My list changes every time I rethink it. I have trouble limiting myself to five people– hey, my dining room table’s bigger than that! We can handle twelve at our table with all the leaves in, and another four at the card table where the kids were banished each year until they insisted on eating at the big people’s table. And I could fit another six at the kitchen table...several out on the deck if the weather is good...the rest can eat on the sofas and other chairs. So that gives me what, over thirty historical people I could invite....
OK, five is simpler. And I’m hoping you’ll choose five historical people for your dinner wish lists too, and let us know what they'd be. My choices would depend on what historical research mode I'm in... whether it's medieval, Regency, British or Scottish or something more international...hmm. Here goes:
Joan of Arc – I have admired her since I was little girl in CCD classes, bored by the catechism and the long roster of saints, but my ears perked up at the story of the teenage girl who spoke with angels, and left her little village to follow her convictions, and lead an army to war – and the courage, later, to face the fire. My great-grandmother grew up in an area of rural France very near where Joan grew up, so I hope that Jehanne la Pucelle and I would have lots to talk about (and some of it in French, because I’d try to brush up before she arrived!).
I would ask her to tell the story at my dinner table of why she called the English the “Goddams” – because she and other French soldiers overheard the English swearing by their campfires at night.
I’ve always been fascinated by Joan of Arc, and I have an extensive library shelf devoted to her. I had the chance to include her peripherally in one of my novels, The Sword Maiden, and I hope one day to develop another story focused around her. Ideas in progress....
Sir Walter Scott – a lovely man, and I’d love to have him to dinner, in hopes that we could discuss Scottish history and the origins of great classic historical romance. In hopes, also, that he’d let me loose in his library of 9,000 volumes on history, legend, and British culture! Sigh. Sheer heaven. We could also talk about Abbotsford, his beautiful home that I’ve visited more than once, and will drool over forever.
Lady Macbeth and King Macbeth – I would invite the real couple, the Celts, not the characters that Shakespeare so brilliantly conjured out of a smidgeon of history and a whole lotta fiction. The real ones might be glad for a little attention at last, they've been overshadowed by the hand-wringing drama queen and her henpecked husband (really I admire the Shakespeare, though find the real story equally fascinating). The invitation would be addressed to Gruoch inghean Bodhe mac Coinneach mhic Dubh, and Mac bethad mac Findlaech, Rex et Regina Scottorum– Queen Gruoch and King Macbeth of Scotland.
I would be honored to have these two, the last truly Celtic monarchs of Scotland, sitting at my table, and I think their manners would be courteous, even if they'd never seen a fork before. The truth of their long, stable reign, and the remarkable events of that time period remains cloaked in myth, mystery, and speculation. I hope they would tell their actual story...Celts, Vikings, magic and power plays, and the lusty, raw struggle over many years to defend Celtic Scotland from the threat of Vikings to the north and Saxons to the south.
Wait, no daggers allowed at my table. Leave them by the door and retrieve them up as you go out!
Mary, Queen of Scots – a controversial guest for some, I suppose, but someone who has always had my sympathy, being a beautiful young woman who was little more than a teenager, raised in the elitist bubble of the French court, when she was sent back to Scotland to rule over some very rough, ruthless, conniving men who did their best to bring her down, and spoil her idealism. She was a beautiful creature, a little selfish and naive, and too easily led for the position that she held. I’d like to ask her the truth about her relationship with Bothwell, and I’d like to know what really happened between her and her cousin, Elizabeth I...what was up with those casket letters, anyway? And who blew up her whiny husband?
I’d seat Queen Mary beside Lady Macbeth, two strong and mysterious Queens of Scots. I'm sure Sir Walter Scott would want to pick Mary’s brain, once he finished picking Joan’s and Gruoch’s and Macbeth’s too. Joan of Arc and Queen Mary could converse easily in French, and Mary could speak a little Gaelic and a little Latin with the Macbeths, and Sir Walter could handle himself in all of those, so there would be some good general conversation. And I would try to keep up with all of them with English, French, and a smattering of Gaelic. Joan of Arc would not be odd girl out in this Scottish bunch, since she kept Scottish knights with her throughout her campaign. She'd have a soft spot in her heart for them, and they for her. Well, the Macbeths would have to be caught up to speed on the whole saving France thing.
As to the menu, I could go with a typical Scottish dinner, though I’m not too fond of haggis myself (actually it's quite good if you've ever tried it -- I just don't eat red meat). So I’d probably go with cock-a-leekie soup to start (chicken and leeks, pretty good and very easy), then fresh salmon, and of course neeps ‘n tatties (the Macbeths and Joan of Arc could discover a new taste sensation – potatoes! along with that old staple, turnips), and maybe a nice pastry for dessert. Scots are very fond of pastries and sweets (we’ll have to do without the fried Mars Bars, though). We’ll have tea and coffee later, along with a few rounds of whisky, good old uisge beatha, to loosen them up and warm the mood at the table.
For other dinners, I have a few other dream guests...
Leonardo da Vinci, seated next to Picasso: give them a big pad of paper and some charcoal and ask them to brainstorm a new mural!
Robert Burns, the lusty, rowdy poet of 18th century Scotland, seated beside Caravaggio, the lusty, rowdy painter and brat of the Italian Baroque. Caravaggio was arrested a few times with an ancestor of mine for drunken carousing -- and I've done a few Burns Night addresses -- so we’d all have something to talk about. We’d have to move the whisky far away from those two, though.
Oooh, maybe one day we could do Smackdowns in History. Who would you pit against whom?
How about you all? Who would you invite to supper?
~Susan Sarah, promising a free book to RevMelinda for another great question (please email me for details)!
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